Ted, can you please do some soul-searching and let us know:

1. Why you feel the Christ Church issue is all about Lisa? Even if you were to accuse both families who made us aware of this project, I suppose that would make more sense. But why JUST Lisa? What is your fixation?

2. Why do you say Lisa "resigned" from VORT? VORT is simply a name for the group of two families who made us all aware of this project. It's not a paying job, and for heaven's sake, please clue us all in on how you perceive that she "resigned"?!?!?!

3. Please list the ways that Lisa (or any of us, for that matter) stand to benefit, aside from preserving the qualities that we enjoy in this town.

4. In summary, along with many others, I'd like to put you over my knee and give you the spanking you truly deserve. (In fact, aside from Mattruss, I'd be interested in hearing from someone who WOULDN'T like that). But you know full well that no one is going to "hurt" you, so please stop riling everyone up then crying "disabled!!!!" when they get angry and tell you what they'd like to do with you.

5. I see your poison pen all over the letters to the editor I've seen lately; your words AND Todddavid's. Either you've been writing under a pseudonym to the Daily Record to make "your" side look bigger, or you've got a couple of acquaintances out there that are as effing insane as you are.

6. Please keep pushing, Ted. I'm dying to ban you.