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The monster under the bed

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Dear Matt


 Hey buddy, how is


 the lord treating you today?


You know that vast majority of rockaway residents that oppose CC ?


I wonder what kind of media attention will insue when organised protests, greenpeace style. You know, women chaining themselves to the fence. That sort of thing happens?


Heck for $500 I could buy a whole load of protesters for long enough to call the daily record.


I am talkin VEHEMENT!


Just something to think about. 



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Karen

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I got 500 bucks says you don't even need your 500 bucks to get a load of protesters.

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Vinny the Chin

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Forgeta Bout It


Protesters? Who needs them. We'll let the town try to handle this, and if they fail, I'll make a few phone calls and we'll handle this "family" style. if ya know what I mean....Badabing!

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Dear Mr. Chin

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RE: Dear Matt


Is it true you can make your refuse disposal trucks break down any where you want?


Even on a Sunday? In the middle of the road?


Your humble servant, The Monster under the bed.  



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Ice Cream Vendor

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RE: Dear Matt

Is it true you can make your refuse disposal trucks break down any where you want?

Even on a Sunday? In the middle of the road?"""""""

Hey That'll be great for the business I am planning...perhaps you've heard me tell of my plans to get a push cart and walk along Green Pond during the long traffic jam, selling snacks for the church goers.

I'm sure they'll be ready for a snack..or some lunch while waiting for the lights to turn green....so I'm thinking some sandwiches, hot dogs, fried chicken, and ice cream...perhaps an assortment of beverages.

So if the trucks break down...please don't have them be full of smelly garbage, that could turn people off to eating...just break down to cause a delay to further slow down traffic.

Thank you!

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Dear Ice cream vendor

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Before I was a Monster under the bed I worked


carnivals and side shows. Now are you familiar


with those lovely blow up dragons and such. Pinwheels and glow sticks for the wonderful children? I can do wholesale. No problem.


It would be a lovely cottage industry.


I can be contacted for further information regarding this lucrative offer.


Allways willing to help,  The Monster.....



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Vinny the Chin

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Looks like you dudes are trying to set up some concesion stands around the freak show Ireland will lead in his 3000+ seat circus tent. Don't forget my 10% Vig.

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The monster under the bed

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Dear Mr. Chin, Bring the trucks ,Dip your beak.




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Craig Maier

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Just do me a favor.  Be sure to break down north of my up and comming "Maier Ministries" which I will be setting up behind the A.G. Edwards Building.  Remember our motto:


"At Christ Church they want Tithe, but Maier Ministries just wants Five!"


(%, that is)


You can dip your beak at my alter too, just do not take too much holy water.  Don't want you to be too nice to the competition up the street!



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