Well, some are talking of a church being built or schools. then i want a dirt bike and atv race track built. it can be done!!! so many of us rt residents ride off road vechs. it would benefit alot of people.
We can not afford any of thoese things! Why, we need to start saving our money so that we can support christ church! We are going to need all the money that we can muster up to be their benefactor, so get it out of your heads if you think that there is going to be any money leftover for the pleasantries in life for the residents of RT!
While I agree we need a place a ride where we don't have to run from the cops. I don't think anyone in Oak Meadows wants to listen to the racket of dozens of ATVs every weekend.
Sorry, I'll fight that idea.
Here's a better one.
Condem the site for environmental concerns. Buy it for a dollar.
Tear down most of the building, leaving enough room for basketball courts and a youth/teen rec center.
Build much needed lacrosse fields, Ok throw in a soccer field too.
Through in some tennis courts and I'm with you. As far as the purchase price goes, I'll split the dollar cost with you.
On the issue of condemnation, it would be interesting to find out what would be required for that to happen and how the price would be set. If the price is equal to the market value if not contaminated less the cost of remediation, your estimate of one dollar may not be too far off. Sure would be interesting to explore this condemnation idea further. How could that be done?
You folks are forgetting; you were put on this planet to SERVE ME! Yours is not to reason why, yours is but to do or DIE. Start building my infrastructure NOW. I want no inconvenience for my annointed flock, else I shall get very angry with you. First comes my church, then my dwellings for my flock. It will be your duty to educate their children. And, I will not tolerate a long commute for the redeemed on sunday mornings when them MUST worship me and p$y me my dues.
So, DIG DEEP and SHUT UP, residents. You hicks are not worthy to lick my boots. Learn your place, NOW.
For I must tell you of Closet Monster. He speaks no more.
Ever since these blasphemous rednecks with mud on their boots and murder on their minds chased us back under the bed, burning haystacks and cow barns along the way. We have cowered in fear. My monster freind silent since.
We will keep you in our prayers for the villagers intend the same fate for you.
Oh supreme being I jest not. To show my faith to you my almighty brother er father we snuck upon the village after vespers. Overheard ,was much about false gods and prophets. I await your commands to humble service. Closet Monster too.
In NI (New Ireland) there are NO false prophets permitted other than I. There is only room for one of us in this town. If you want to be a false prophet, go elsewhere because this place is MINE.
Oh supreme Voice from above, Dusk draws near. After vespers we will again sneak to the village. To remove the tin foil hats from all who fear your wrath.
Will there be employment for humble monsters in your new dominion?
Them's a lotta big ole words there, monster! We rednecks don't take too kindly to some outtatowner makin' us look dum. You'd best learn to talk normal like the rest of the folk here.
It is absolutely mandatory that you work, Monster. But, monster, since you are not a member of my monstrosity, you can not work here! I want all monsters and hicks to have two jobs by the time I take over. Be it mandated that your first job and a half will support me and my flock. All that cash goes to my town and its infrastructure. The other half job I will allow you to keep for your own miserable existance, only because I need your body to operate. Otherwise, I would take it all.
And ahh, well ahh you know? Oh how to say this in your exhaulted presence. All right, the folks with the pitch forks and torchs and muddy hip boots, they offered CM and I a better deal. Yep, no job offer just a thing they call freedom of choice. So.........
