What was Jesus? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ There are 3 good arguments Jesus was black. 1 He called everyone 'Brother" 2 He liked gospel. 3 He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments he was jewish 1 He went into his fathers business. 2 He lived at home until he was 33. 3 He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments he was Italian. 1 He talked with his hands. 2 He had wine with every meal. 3 He used Olive Oil.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that he was a Californian. 1 He never cut his hair. 2 He walked around baerfoot all the time. 3 He started a new religion.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments he was Irish. 1 He never got married. 2 He was always telling stories. 3 He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all, 3 proofs that Jesus was a women. 1 She fed a crowd at a momenst notice when there was no food. 2 She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3 And even when she was dead, she had to get up because there was more work to do!
Originally posted by: He Is "Hi Is - A Jewish Carpenter who need not apply for a Job at Christ Church.
Jesus is the CEO of CC.
A Poor man who would not be able to afford the tithing cost required to belong to Christ Church.
As the CEO, he decides what will happen with the money given to Him.
A Person who was interested in the well being of other rather than the other way around; just the exact opposite of Ireland.
CC helps thousands of people each year in innumerable ways. Just ask them yourself.
If you don't "Got Jesus", don't bother telling us anything about Him. He knows you not.
And if you don't "Got Jesus" you may want to try and prove to yourself that every word of His in the Bible isn't true, because if they are, you may have some serious decisions to make.
quote: Originally posted by: The monster under the bed " Cut the poopy skippy,Rupert A. Hayles, Jr. is the Chief Operating Officer of Christ Church. If he is also Jesus, We better alert the media."
What Mr Hayles has is a check book, anything else he has is not germane. I have never spoken to the man. But if you think He is jesus, thats ok by me. You know come to think of it I find myself saying," Jesus cut me a check so I can finish this job" so maybe in some strange way your right after all. Nahh.
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with Jesus.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand. One belonged to him, and the other to Jesus.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of his life, there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life. This really bothered him and he questioned Jesus about it.:
oooO ( ) ( _) "Jesus, you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you the most you would leave me."
oooO ( ) ( _) Jesus replied, "My precious, precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then I carried you."
Hey, do you remember the one with the guy stuck on top of his house in a great flood? He refuses all attempts at rescue, saying no, God will save me! Fire dept sends a ladder and rope,God will save me! A rowboat is sent , same story. National guard sends its helicopter, He stays on the roof. Swept away finally in the turbulent water he drowns.
