7522. This is how the CC is viewed here part 1 by BillRT, 12/9/05 13:40 ET Abbott: Well, Costello, I'm going to Rockaway with you. Rev Ireland the owner of Christ Church gave me a job as the sales and marketing guy for as long as you're on the team. Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the sales and marketing guy you must know all the players.
Abbott: I certainly do.
Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these gear heads now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Greasy Doty
Costello: His brother DaffyDoty.
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French? FTF!!!!!
Costello: Goofe'
Abbott: Goofe' Doty. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who (Rev Ireland) is on first, What's (Ted Doty) on second, I Don't Know (Christ Church) is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names.
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then, you know who the owner is?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The owner of Christ Church.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The owner.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy taking everyone's money...
Abbott: Who is!
Costello: I'm asking you who's got the money.
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's who?
Abbott: Yes. PAUSE
Costello: Look, you got an owner of Christ Church?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Who owns Christ Church?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: When you make a donation, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the owner of Christ Churchs name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that gets...
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Who gets the money...
Abbott: He does, every dollar of it. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Who's wife?
Abbott: Yes. PAUSE
Abbott: What's wrong with that?
Costello: I wanna know is when you sign up to build a new mega church in Rockaway Township, how does he sign his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: How does he sign...
Abbott: That's how he signs it.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Yes. PAUSE
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name who owns Christ Church.
Abbott: No. What is providing the pr attack.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's doing the PR attack.
Abbott: Who's owns the company.
Costello: One lie at a time!
Abbott: Well, don't change the players around.
Costello: I'm not changing nobody!
Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.
Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy that owns Christ Church?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: OK.
Abbott: Alright. PAUSE
Costello: What's the guy's name that owns Christ Church?
Abbott: No. What is taking care of the bad PR.
Costello: I'm not asking you who’s taking care of the bad PR.
Abbott: Who owns the company.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's the Rev in Montclair, we're not talking about him.
Costello: Now how did I get to Montclair?
Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.
Costello: If I mentioned the Reverands name, who did I say managing day to day operations?
Abbott: No. Who owns the company.
Costello: What 's his name?
Abbott: What builds take care of the bad PR!
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's the General Manager.
Costello: There I go, back to the general manager again! PAUSE
Costello: Would you just stay in Montclair and don't go off it.
Abbott: Alright, what do you want to know?
Costello: Now who's running the Church?
Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who in the Church?
Costello: What am I putting in the Church.
Abbott: No. What is in charge of the bad PR.
Costello: You don't want who in charge of the bad PR?
Abbott: Who owns the Church.
7522.1. part 2 by BillRT, 12/9/05 13:40 ET Re: This is how the CC is viewed here part 1 by BillRT, 12/9/05 Costello: I don't know. Together: He's the General Manager! PAUSE Costello: Enough about Christ Church, you got reps from Montclair involved?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The Legal Counsel's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I just thought I'd ask you.
Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Costello: Then tell me who's playing legal eagle for the state.
Abbott: Who owns the Church.
Costello: I'm not...stay out of Church ownership!!! I want to know what's the guy's name acting as counsel?
Abbott: No, What is in charge of the bad PR.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's in charge of the bad PR.
Abbott: Who owns the church
Costello: I don't know. Together: He's the General Manager! PAUSE
Costello: The legal counsel's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: Because!
Abbott: Oh, he's the governor of New Jersey PAUSE
Costello: Look, You got someone from the governor’s office on this team?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The guy’s name?
Abbott: Tomorrow.
Costello: You don't want to tell me today?
Abbott: I'm telling you now.
Costello: Then go ahead.
Abbott: Tomorrow!
Costello: What time?
Abbott: What time what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's acting in the governor’s best interest?
Abbott: Now listen. Who is not governing.
Costello: I'll break you're arm if you say who owns the company!!! I want to know what's the governor’s name?
Abbott: What's in charge of the bad PR.
Costello: I don't know. Together: The general manager! PAUSE
Costello: Gotta a Montclair company?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: The company’s name?
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today, and tomorrow's the governor.
Abbott: Now you've got it.
Costello: All we got is a couple of losers on the team. PAUSE
Costello: You know I'm a player too.
Abbott: So they tell me.
Costello: What gets behind building the church in Rockaway Township and does some fancy talking, Tomorrow's talking like the governor and a bunch of guys with money want to bully the residents of Rockaway. Now the big money guys are telling me they will buy votes if I can give them a firm delivery date. When they start writing checks, me, being a good salesman like the Rev Ireland, I'm gonna promise the guy whatever he wants. So I pick up his check and cash it as fast as my fat, greasy feet will carry me to the bank and I give the money to who?
Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Costello: I don't even know what I'm talking about! PAUSE
Abbott: That's all you have to do.
Costello: Is to give the money to who.
Abbott: Yes!
Costello: Now who's got it?
Abbott: Naturally. PAUSE
Costello: Look, if I give the deposits for the builder, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Naturally?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: So I get the checks from the guys and give them to Naturally.
Abbott: No you don't give the checks to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's different.
Costello: That's what I said.
Abbott: you're not saying it...
Costello: I give the deposits to Naturally.
Abbott: You give them to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's what I said!
Abbott: You ask me.
Costello: I give the hard earned dollars to who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Now you ask me.
Abbott: You give the money to Who?
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU!!! I give the checks to who. Whomever gave me a check, forgets about it for 6 months and no one asks where their money was spent on. Who picks up the checks and cashes in an offshore account and tells What. What lets I Don't Know know the money is deposited. I Don't Know tells the governor’s guy, Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and write another check and gives it to Because. Why? I don't know! He's with the Governor and I don't give a darn!
Abbott: What?
Costello: I said I don't give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, that's the guy that’s suing Christ Church for falsifying documents.
