Oh, so you want to do it the way Ireland did it?

Well, then, that is different.  You will be free of molestation by the IRS in that case because you'll be having several meetings per week in your home, you're numbers will be increasing.  You will be helping people get away from their addictions.  You'll be providing wise council to young couples about to get married.  You'll be visiting terminal patients in their hour of need.  You'll be organizing groups who will be spreading the truth about God.

You see, you'll look just like a Church, because doing all these things (Just like Ireland) you'll easily qualify as a church in the eyes of the IRS.

Of course, if you do it like Ireland, you're numbers may swell quite quickly, so you'll need larger accomadations.  Agilent won't be available for you (because CC will be there) but maybe you could give them some competition and move up the road to the top of the Mountain, into the Craigmere location!  And you wouldn't even have to change the name! 

And hey, even those microphone skills of yours will come in handy with all the hours of preaching that you'll be doing.

Good for you Craig!

I'm glad you've decided to finally do something productive with your life, just like Ireland.