Don't you think that you have made a fool out of yourself enough for one day? Do you work? Do your bosses and co-workers know what a bitter nasty old man you are? You are very sad. If 99.9% of the town does not understand your thought process and think that you are just blowing smoke out of your *ss, do you really think that you stand a chance of having any credibilty? NO! You just like to speak to hear yourself. Well, no one else wants to hear you. EVER! So, please do us all the favor and crawl back under the rock that you came out of. You are a fool. You are a moron. You are a jerk. Try getting a hobby. Maybe building model airplanes or scrapbooking. You can put all your failures into a picture book. Then your children and grandchildren can look back and get a glimpse of what a nasty old man you were during your life. And they can learn from your mistakes. Don't worry there is still hope for them. Take care, sir. For your children and grandchildren's sake, please try to find something to make you smile. Do not make their lives as miserable as yours.
OK Ted, take a deep breath and calm down. You need to channel your energy away from anger and on to something constructive like housework. Now would be a good time to clean the sh*t stains and jiz from your computer chair.