Well, I snuck on here from work because I saw the Daily Record was calling me...which only means one thing.

And it's not that they're planning another feature on my band!!

I'm closing this thread to future posts.

And for the record, Craig, I've always considered you a friend and said so, and I know your heart is in the right place. You can ask anyone and they'll tell you I come to your defense all the time.

I've told you before, that when your posts turn Dotyesque, I'm gonna knock you off this goddamn board, and I'm about to do that.

Stop now, please.