A crusty old man walks into the Christ Church and says to
the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
church."

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the Reverend Ireland's study to inform
him of her situation. Reverend Ireland agrees that the secretary does not
have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and Reverend Ireland asks the old geezer, "Sir,
what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million
bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid
of some of this damn money."
"I see," said Reverend Ireland. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"