Nah, ted, none of us cares about Rockaway Township. Psycho.
And, regarding your disability, it's obvious that you DEPEND on the fact that a person wouldn't hit you. You thrive on people's sense of decency, pushing them to the limit...
You take full advantage of your position, taunting and inciting anger in everyone you deal with, knowing they'll never act on it.
Because you know "they'd never hit a guy in a wheelchair".