(Chairman voice)"Ladies and Gentlemen we have a serious concern. We have been unable to win the hearts and minds of the enemy, err I mean residents of Rockaway. The town, for some reason, has not warmed to Ms. Berger's charm, tact and motherly love. Our "Plan B" smear campaign has been a dismal flop. We need somthing new, somthing exciting. I thought the free movie would be the deal closer, but these Rockaway townies are either too smart or too dumb to take our bait. I need suggestions people! What do I pay you for!"
(female voice from back).. My book on Christian life might not get published if this doesn't go thru! I will step up my yellow journalism reporting and make opposers and vort look even worse."
(Chairman).."Not a bad idea, but be subtle, we are still licking our wounds from that run in you had with the vort member at the board meeting. She's on to you, so be careful."
(male voice from back). "This has to go thru! I need that job, and the insurance company is on to me! I tried every sleaze bag trick in the book on the message board, and it just makes their conviction stronger. I can't come up with any more names! I'm tapped out!"
(chairman) "No, you're done. Lay low on the smear campaign."
(other male voice) "Don't worry, I have em running with this fake school scanal! I mailed thousands of letters to my adoring supporters. I am planning a "million resident march" to the school board meeting demanding to close all schools because my theory proves there are no school children living in Rockaway, so schools are not needed.
(chairman)..Umm thank you..(whisper) I thought we locked the door."
tape 3422 is being transcribed and will be released shortly.
