Isn't it sweet folks, that the DR missed the "scoop."  The Star Ledger has stayed away from all of the "created" stories about this thing that the DR invented.  But only the Star Ledger picked up the most significant development since this thing began.

If I were Robs boss, I would fire him for that.  But, of course, we know that they will not.  We all understand the situation, Rob (he sobs).